I just ordered MacSpeech Dictate and I have to say it works pretty well. I will keep you updated.

I downloaded the tree hugging version of Flock and it makes me feel better every time I use it. I don’t reload pages, I recycle them and I have a lot more “green,” visuals. It isn’t as nice as my imported AIDS phone that tells me how amazing I am. AIDS phone lights up and tells me that I’m “admired and inspired.”

Jailbait For Jesus

My friends live near a very pious farmstand with very attractive and young farmhands. I’m dubbed it the Jailbait for Jesus Farmstand. They make amazing donuts and cheese.

I sent this image to my hot friend Mala with the following caption.

Once again, a higher power attempted to make something more beautiful than you and failed.

Not content to only enjoy my corn, Jerry likes using my Tassimo home beverage system. Jerry likes that it makes him look and feel like a fat yuppie. Jerry makes himself a starbucks coffee or cafe crema for breakfast and a green tea for lunch.

Grey Gardens the musical is the best musical that has ever been written, honestly.

I sent an amazing email to Hotika today.

All I wanted was to re-find the sweatshop that made cheap Bally bags.

Who knew this is what I would find.

Things To Know

• At the annual sale put on by the sweatshop, the local rich old ladies are known to get physical over the handbags.
• This location helps provide me with my tv content.
• I feel awful today.
• A drink made from half champagne and half sangria is 100% hangover.
• Charlotte looks hot even when she is angry.

I’ve clicked on the link from the apple website and itunes says it is “unavailable.” I need iphone firmware 2.0 so that I can enjoy all the free apps I’ve already downloaded.

Hopefully this will get worked out.