My Somewhat Bland Sandwhich
July 9th, 2008
My New Camera
July 7th, 2008
My new Canon Powershot G9 is a “prosumer,” or douchbag cam. Somewhere along the way madison avenue realized that fat men in the suburbs would spend money to buy products that make them look lame. My camera isn’t very fancy but it codes PROFESSIONAL and EXPENSIVE. If only I had a photo vest to go with it.
My Bougie Leg Stretching
July 7th, 2008
I like to ride my bike to Lake Morey and watch the fat people play golf. They wear a lot of cheap expensive clothing and drive six cylinder cars. The only redeeming quality of the area is that I can sit and watch the goldfish in a fountain nobody likes.
These Flowers Went To A Key Party
July 7th, 2008I swear they did.
It was just like the one in the movie The Ice Storm.