My own reality show

I briefly had a reality show where I invited ten potential lovers to a small island on Squam Lake to compete to be my boyfriend. Unfortunately for them, I found none of them to be acceptable and voted all of them off the island. Heidi Klum gueststared and so did Carolyn Kepcher.

PoP Quiz
Now that I’m more successful than before, I would look hottest in which of the following vehicles.

Mini Cooper
Honda Fit
BMW 3-Series
Mercedes C-class
Volvo S40
Saab 9-3
Ford Escape Hybrid

If you choose incorrectly, I will feed you to an alligator on live tv.

Cheers

One Response to “My own reality show”

  1. jason Says:

    9-3. let’s push this baudelaire connection to the limit.

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