I like to imagine the Martha Stewart version of everything. Martha Stewart Everday Tampons, Martha Stewart Signature Enemas, there really isn’t anything Martha couldn’t put her brand on. I hear she is also working on a tv special “Martha Stewart: Mine-Your-Own-Diamonds.” That sounds like a “good thing.”(tm)

The snow has melted and I have since rediscovered my pumpkins. I joking them refer to as “New England Style Pumpkin Seeds,” you know when you just let your pumpkin rot on your front steps. YUM. In fact my yard is currently full of very delightful rotting things found under the snow. We have the pumpkins, various gords, some candy bar wrappers, a can of beer and a muffler. I think they would all go together well as some sort of Martha Stewart Hobo Dinner, I can see her now on tv giving detailed instructions on just how to collect trash and rotting things from your yard for dinner.

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