I’m A Cheap Date Even Though I Am A Drunk

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I’m lucky enough, cursed enough to be very chemically sensitive. For example, what is just a nasal spray for some is for me an extravaganza of delight

I have had bad experiences with the following items:

White Tea: I drank it and became in touch with the fabric of the universe. The fabric if you are wondering is argyle.
Pseudoephedrine There is a reason people use it to make meth. Want to see me curled up in a ball wanting to die? give me some pseudoephedrine.
Guafison Fun for coughing up phlegm and making me want to touch things. (Just keep me away from playing cards.)

There are more but if I told you, I would have to kill you.

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