Hannah Dustin Was A Wonderful Woman
When you think about Hannah Dustin, you have to imagine her as the worlds first masshole. She started her life in the colony of Massachusetts and would probably have lived a boring life had she not been kidnapped by Native Americans. In captivity, she met a darling young boy who convinced her to take action. During the night, she single handedly scalped all 13 of her captors. If you look closely at the image above you see in her right hand, the hatchet used to scalp her captors and in her left hand the scalps. In true masshole fashion, she remembered to keep the scalps and redeemed them for a cash bounty when she returned to Massachusetts.