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My New Camera

Monday, July 7th, 2008

sky

My new Canon Powershot G9 is a “prosumer,” or douchbag cam. Somewhere along the way madison avenue realized that fat men in the suburbs would spend money to buy products that make them look lame. My camera isn’t very fancy but it codes PROFESSIONAL and EXPENSIVE. If only I had a photo vest to go with it.

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My Bougie Leg Stretching

Monday, July 7th, 2008

Goldfish

Lilly

I like to ride my bike to Lake Morey and watch the fat people play golf. They wear a lot of cheap expensive clothing and drive six cylinder cars. The only redeeming quality of the area is that I can sit and watch the goldfish in a fountain nobody likes.

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These Flowers Went To A Key Party

Monday, July 7th, 2008

I swear they did.

Retro

It was just like the one in the movie The Ice Storm.

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Flowers And My New Canon

Monday, July 7th, 2008

Flowers + Princess

I think my new Canon Powershot G9 is nice.

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