Mad props to Obama for obamatizing Iowa.

There are quite a few benefits to having your office on the second floor, the most important of which is your ability to see your clients before they arrive.

A couple of weeks ago I noticed a bunch of fresh faced and smiling youth arriving every day. They clearly weren’t our clients, they had teeth and didn’t look dead inside. Who could they be?

Obama For America

It turns out that Obama For America had rented the space bellow our office and those were Obama Kids. I like the Obama kids because they are attractive, young and smart. Also, they thought I was still in college and that will always earn you extra points.

Diet Coke Break

Most of our neighbors hate us, the anger management counselor next to us tried to beat up one of our clients and the awful queen bellow us likes to scream at us. The Obama kids put a “wish list,” in their window and the last item was “diet coke.” I decided it would be a good idea to visit them, bring them diet coke, slander our neighbors and see if we could help each other.

I made my coworker come with me and we presented them with two 2 liter diet coke bottles. They somehow convinced me to volunteer, talk to me forever and tell me nothing about Obama.

Things To Know

I said I would volunteer but probably won’t.
I’m rewriting the Team America: World Police to be about Obama
Obama For America! FUCK YEAH
The political campaigns are making it hard for us to find a new office we can afford.
Edwards is nearby but I haven’t met them.