An Official Look At My Dirty Flip Flops

I am the Imelda Marcos of flip flops, I don’t have enough. I have fancy dress up flip flops, chic black ones for chichi events. I bought these flip flops when I was visiting my sister in Madison, WI. My favorite flip flops are my Steven Sprouse for Target flip flops I bought in Olympia, WA. They are soo fabulious that a pair of free range hipsters asked me where I bought them.
I don’t wear scandals.
The bottoms of my feet are in horrible shape.