Archive for August, 2008

My New Browser Cares About The Environment

Sunday, August 17th, 2008

I downloaded the tree hugging version of Flock and it makes me feel better every time I use it. I don’t reload pages, I recycle them and I have a lot more “green,” visuals. It isn’t as nice as my imported AIDS phone that tells me how amazing I am. AIDS phone lights up and tells me that I’m “admired and inspired.”

Jailbait For Jesus

Wednesday, August 6th, 2008

Jailbait For Jesus

Jailbait For Jesus

My friends live near a very pious farmstand with very attractive and young farmhands. I’m dubbed it the Jailbait for Jesus Farmstand. They make amazing donuts and cheese.

I sent this image to my hot friend Mala with the following caption.

Once again, a higher power attempted to make something more beautiful than you and failed.