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Ok, so maybe not hell but close enough.

I don’t have time for anything I used to do and enjoy. I have replaced those enjoyable activities with misery and never ending toil. Screw the protestant work ethic; I need a vacation.

Mad props to the people who dugg a post about regular corporate logos done web2.0 style.

I smiled for maybe a whole minute.

I’m a big fan of skinny dogs. I love Italian Greyhounds, Whippets, Salukis and regular greyhounds because even at their fattest, they still look skinny. Whippets are particularly nice because they are small enough to be cuddly but big enough so that they don’t shatter like italian greyhounds.

Things To Know

• I used to read a book about greyhounds to my obese cat to help him slim down.
• Reading to cats won’t help them loose weight.
• Charlotte once said she would dog sit my dog, I’m going to hold her to it.

Now that I live in the new money hell that is the Upper Valley; my life doesn’t resemble the sound of music as much as it once did. Luckily for me, I can watch this amazing homage to Leni Riefenstahl when I long for a place with fewer Volvos and douchebags from Connecticut.