Archive for December, 2007

Vertical Stripes Make Episcopalians Hot

Monday, December 31st, 2007

hot episcopalians

Which is why I can guarantee you that the majority of this church’s congregation heads someplace warm for the winter.

I Never Buy Photo Equipment For A Reason

Saturday, December 29th, 2007

cancer

I never buy fancy photo equipment because I often feel dissatisfied with it. A few years ago, I bought a little ebay photo studio and It was a huge mistake. It was obviously designed for someone who would never use it, because if you did, it would catch fire. I finally made my own with parts from Home Depot for $10.

The Long Arm Of The Law Is Going To Get You and Rightfully So

Friday, December 28th, 2007

long arm of the law, lancaster nh

long arm of the law

Victorian architecture will put the fear of G-d in you. You know that they have amazing electro-mechanical devices to ensure that your testimony is the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

I Now Have Eye Cancer

Thursday, December 27th, 2007

wallpaper, carpet
The problem with anything victorian is that you will love the outside but hate the inside. I have seen beautiful homes sit on the market for years because they had the original wallpaper.

The sconces in Charlotte’s house also give me eye cancer.