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A Story Of Hard Won Success

Imagine a young flatlander with his head pressed against the school bus window yearning to jump on a trampoline.

Now imagine that same flatlander 20 years later

photo by Joie trampoline by Tamarack Tennis

I know a thing or two about failed makeovers.

Oprah Has Nothing On Me

My desire was to switch my once-beautiful (ok it was never pretty) photoblog to drupal from wordpress. The idea was that drupal would enable me to have hot hot features that wordpress wouldn’t. In fantasy world, I would be able to give each image a location and then you could see those locations plotted on a map. It works on my other websites, why doesn’t it work here? Oh, I stopped caring.

Social Work Always Gets In The Way

That would be a good idea but the truth is I don’t have free time anymore. I work 40 hours a week helping the poor and when I’m not doing that, I’m working on buythatlocally.com, cheapgreencar.com and rerenewables.com. In addition, I have this running war with Oprah (see above) and I just helped raise two grand and give way 42 gift certificates. Oprah may know how to give away cars, but I gave people free lattes at panera.

You Still Look Hot

I may be busy but you still look sexy. I still love you and adore you, even if I don’t have time to tell you how young and sexy you look.