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Sidney likes to guard the bathroom entrance during parties. That way if you are scandalous, need to vomit, or just want to hide, Sidney is knows your secret.

I love running various high volume keywords through the wordtracker keyword engine to find highly optimized nonsense. For example, run Lindsay Lohan through wordtracker and you are offered “Lindsay Lohan Oops,” which I think is quite nice. Most female celebrities will get a high wordtracker score for their name plus “topless,” which is fun but predictable. I ran Brittany Spears through wordtracker and I was suggested “Brittany Spears dress up games.” Tom Cruise got me “Tom Cruise Kills Oprah.” I’m making a bunch of t-shirts for my online store that will feature mildly amusing wordtracker keyword combinations on them. I also like to play a game where I take those keywords and create a photograph that would go along with them. It can be very challenging but fun.

Just some random images from my trip to Vershire, VT where Brokeback Mountain author Annie Proulx used to live.

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